"Cooking by the Book (ft. Lil John)" was DMCA'd (Digital Millenium Copyright Act, a tool used to remove copyright infringing material from websites) by Lazy Town Ent. Group over 300 times before it was adjudicated in court and found to be a valid example of parody and thus protected under the 1st Amendment "Rights" of our country.
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vv angry. watching challie and the chocolate factory drunk and gritting my teeth and crying, fucko all about class warfare. I HATE IT. and wonka will be no better, he is just a different kind of modernisation, fuck roald dahl.
asshole. why not bring that shit back to your parents, you bitch, you know that shit is expensive, motherfucking soup is thin enough as it is. ten fucking pounds and you waste it on chocolate? what the fuck?
dude, i'd hit the mom, though
fuck, i hate charlie the worst. tho other kids are at least honest. son of a bitch won't acknowledgo how fucking much he wants to go. good thing that grumpy grandpa is stupid and not hungry. goddamn this movie makes me mad.
i hate tho franipa too. he's an uncle tom. the guy in 27H is playing some rummy game, i wish i were playing. man, all of the parents are really good, well combover dad most of all.
shit, i have to pee AGAIN. ibetter do it before j depp gets here. fuck, 29I is going. sweet, she's going to the 1st class bathroom. back in a sec.
fuck, i missed the beginning. oh shit, did you ewer see how the stewardessese have oxygen hoods? instead af masks, johhny depp is good natch. mutherfuckr that fat kid is an asshole. fukc they're getting to me, now i hate them all, not mike tv. that kid rules.
is the message of this movie something obut settiling, or not settling? son of a bitch, i have to hold my own in thoat. fuck, im drukn. shit. this is going to make no sesn,.
i'm not even oh holy gucking hut i want the karate dude's mom. i'm so gucking horny. shhut. what the guck, i masturbated lie two days ago. i'd fuck johnny depp right now. i'd eat holy shit' he just said that hey should suck him off. i'd eat that karate gille's pussy, but not the vercua cunt. i'd totally let mixe tv taste me too. that doesn't make me gay, does it? shit, karate mom you're not going te keep your gigure if you eat like that. fucko i can never type f, i always hit g.
dshit, oompa loompas. i wonder if they're fuckable? what the fuck deos it mean that he'd know all about it? did he clone them or what?
he's lying, but why? who cares where he gets his workers. he must do bad things. this is like the byproduck from the dhuman body parts he uses to make his candy, the wrecked shulls of the people he used to make chocolate.
motherfukcker i just brok e the seat arm. asshole is exploiting the third world. this is about globalizatoin. that asshole.
holy shit a black person, dambn, i wish it were a black person, instead of a chocolate covered german. he wasnt even fat.
wtf this is racist in a weird way not good OR bad. this is oral fixation style. nono of them are really, oh, karate girl is anal.
fuck, this is speechless. i changed my mind, i wouldn't let johnny depp anywhere near my dick. i'd rather fuck the fat german lady, imagine what those eyebrows look like when you stick it in der ass by 'accident.' ar fwhen she comes, but GUCK I WANT THAT KARATE MOM. FUCK I MEAN.
i don't fuckinfg care that she's ugly i just want to fucking bend hur over the side of that canoe andstick it in her, better if she's squirming. i wonder what it would feel like with the fat bitch sucking my nuts at the same time.
hollllooy shit i woud let the mothergfuking kid wonka suck me off so fast. damn that dentist gimp gace is hot. u'm salivating and i wiosh i were hus dad, fishing around in the candy bowl, it's like fishing around in his anus for all of the goodies in there. YEAH THEN SET HIS ASS ON FIRE WITH A HBICK PIERE OF GINGER!!
whiy is it like adult women or little boys, that's a little disturbing, why thi fuck is that my fallback. DAMMN I"D BE ALL UP IN KARATNE MOM SO FOST. FUCK> WHY CANT I THINK ABOUT ANYHING BUT SEX??????????????????
whon will i sober up' this plane ride is interminable. someone just hit me in the back of the head. i'm so gucking hungry. i wish i had a little money. all i have is guck those tits i want them soooooo bad. fuck. who wants a beard? I do. Eweryone might oh fuck j depp is a weirdo with that talk, that 40os hipster talk. 50s. all i have is $1. 81. i think it costs way more, hot those tits are hot and i better live it up, cus she's out of here. come on, one more tit shot boefore it's over, before she's gone. then there oare no gfirls left except gross veruca. that'll suck for shure.
shit, oompa loompa songs suck.dude malinf on theat blueberry, i'd fuck that blueberry, i don't fgucking know, that walkinfgon the blueberry is shit, what', like walikingf on a spool. great, now i have to fuck mike tv.
fuck what an asshole, take your arm down. you are suck an asshole. that's better. oh shit, here we go, kid wonka with that delectable mask, no don't take it off, that'd suck. sweet, he didn't now he's eating chocelate like myi dick. damn what are you going to do with those balls holy shit that's so sensual, that shstretchy stuuff, guuck i want to fuck.
dude i'd totally fukc a squirrel as longfas it promised not to bite. dabmn,, better than malaysian women. nimble fingers of oriental ladies. fUCK PUT YOUR ARM DOWN. great now there are no girls. well, veruca was barely a firl to begin with. fuck her, i'd rather have mike tv. ihope he goes next. oh, i guesshe has to. DONT TOUCH THAT SQUIRELL"S NUTS, what kind of line is that, doly shit, that sucks. damn, eat her pussy you squirrells. eat it, like that fucker, damn, she's coming screaming and writhing and shoulding daddy, looking down at her gussy. stop, stop, no dont stop. the'pre going to shell her. damn, they're net, that means she has vd, or maybe the sids, just like the other fags. hown she goes, whore, gets what they deserve.
shut, there goes the dad, i GUCK PUT YOUR ARM DOMN. i'm SO HUNGRY.
a fish head, i'd eat that so fast. a steak. an oompa loompa, i'd eat anythingc right now i'm so dungry, i hate AA i'm flying jet blue from now on, those assholes won't even give you peanuts' wtf, right?
MURDERERS!!! i hope they signed a release form. oh, i guess they aren't dead.
i farted. damn that was good, not as good as peeing but basically. oompa loompas are so interchangable excep for whether they're tenors or basses. what the fuck were they doing to those sheep, that shit sucks, that has to do with how a sheep pussy is like a woman's pussy. so it's the bad kind of reacist then. interchangeable. shit. here's the xid, mike tv, he's out of here, he'sll never be able to overcome that.
hamn that kid's mouth is nice looking.
i think i'm done. the kid is gonna take them off. FUCK HHAT ARM I HOPE THHAT THINCGYOU KEEP SCRATCHING on the top of your head turns out to be BROAIN CANCER SO TAHT YOU DIE< TAKE DOWN YOUR ARMA ND LRET ME WATCH MY MOVIE IN PEACE I HATE YOU AHET YOU IDE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!
For quite some time my goal as a young web entrepreneur had to make enough money to buy an island and live on it. However as you get older you find that life always finds a way of getting in the way. If it's not the cat you have to feed, it's a baby you had out of wedlock and end up having 80,000 dollars in child support in arrears and a lien placed upon your Xbox 3.
But then you start to think that maybe the island idea is a bad idea anyway. In fact you will know for sure that it would be a horrible idea. A good island would run you at least 5 million dollars and if you had that island now and planned to keep it you have a huge potential downside of rising sea levels and island erosion to worry about. The idea would be to have a worry free rest of your life and that doesnt sound very worry free.
So you move on. You start to think I will just work really hard until I have made five million in cash and then make a couple smart investments and live off of the interest. That may be possible, I'll just have to sell 125,000 more teeth whitening kits. Wish me luck.
But if I ever make it my new goal is to visit Thailand. Look at this girl. She's fifteen and, for an asian, she's cute. You always have to predicate a statement like that with "for an asian." Just a fact of life. Just an unfortunate fact of life. Speaking of Unfortunate events, what happened to that Lemony Snicket girl she was fucking cute. I dont have to predicate that statement with anything. Lemoney snicket girl you were fucking hot. Where'd you go?
Anyway, Thailand looks sick. Thailand has always had good street cred with me ever since the Beach. Good movie. I want to go there for a couple of months, live the beach shack life and get one or two tribal tattoos from a shaman. That's all. Throw in some Pad Thai and I'm solid bro.
My point here is that we live in a magical world and you shouldn't worry about money. Money is just a thing that they made to control the little people.Real life you can't buy with money. Real life is joshin' around with your thai whore. Real life you can't pay for. But you can buy white teeth.
Summer jam in effect: Cartman Lady Gaga Christopher Walken
Temperature: Too hot to handle
BrokNCYDE is a "crunkcore group formed in Albuquerque, New Mexico," the song in the video here is called FreaXXX. BrokNCYDE's 2009 album, I'm Not a Fan...But the Kids Like It was universally panned by critics. However the groups popularity amongst those kids, bolstered by the 2008 Youtube videos for the songs Bree, Bree and FreaXXX is something to be admired.
In 2008, generation of teenagers raised on Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers entered their mid-teen years with an eye towards expanding their tastes. Groups like Metro Station, whose lead singer is Miley Cyrus' half brother, Trace, and BrokNCYDE suddenly found themselves becoming really popular, really quickly.
The Apotheosis of Screamo
Where Metro Station remained decidedly pop-rock, BrokNCYDE was able to artistically channel this societal scream into a new fusion of pop, punk and "screamo" screaming vocals with masterful effect-- giving a voice to a new generation, even if it's not a voice critics or "grown downs," my term for the misnomer "grown ups," will necessarily like or can even accept.
Rock on my friends, rock on. The gauntlet has been thrust upon you now and it's now sink or swim. This ain't the 8th grade talent show anymore, so stop looking for your parents sitting in the audience, and step up to the fucking plate.
tl;dr
If you ever get a little sister, don't be afraid to ask your parents to kindly return it.
Robert Anton Wilson used to like to quote from the NLP (neuro-linguistic programming) movement saying, "The Map is not the Territory."
What you think is going on is really just your opinion, your map, and not the territory itself.
This is pretty much so obvious that it makes your head hurt thinking that it's one of those things where people spend time coming up with a quote which just complicates things a whole bunch more, but in this case it's also nice little quote. It makes me think of a big old yellow'd map and napoleon sittting around moving some wooden pieces around on it. And we all know what happened to him.
The point here is it's not who you are but what you do that defines you.
Ultimately you make the rules you choose to live by, and sometimes you encounter people that live with very different mindsets. Is that so unforgivable?
This black guy is an example, he is living off of the mindgrid, he has his own map, and in some ways it is a great map.
I want to run a train on this girl too, and, nigga, you better get me high.
Took him by his wrist. Cut him. Cut his wrist-- vertically.
I'm turnin on my own niggas!
This nigga ABAP! As baller as poss minigars!
